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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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I've long been haunted by bokep the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept bokeh awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, %anchor_text% she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, porn the greater bokeh the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. crot It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokep from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokeh and memek that women were prone bokep to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take bokep heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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