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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned bokep the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. crot In other bokeh words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly porn confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. bokeh This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and %anchor_text% 'manipulation', bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get bokeh a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep crot ladies?

The bokep only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain porn kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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