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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay bokeh in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the crot receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this bokeh new memek study from crot the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms bokep what most memek women know bokeh and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn porn there's sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was bokeh generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their bokep energy memek for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', %anchor_text% and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so memek to porn speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

bokep It bokeh was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you bokeh porn should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At porn Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a bokeh sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may memek just be the quietest.


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